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Postby dollymopp » Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:45:41

I have been very accident prone lately, always too much in a bloody hurry! Two in a fortnight.
First off, I didn't shut the freezer properly and the next morn, the top shelf which had three tubs of Haagan Daaz lying sideways, melted all over the shelves of food underneath and seeped all over and under the fridge freezer and set like glue on the floor. I had to throw out all the defrosted stuff, save some bits and then had a big cleaning job to do. Managed to scrape my arm on a shelf and cut myself twice! So instead of two separate plasters I did one big one. I had a visitor coming too, (always has to happen then, eh!) and he said 'What happened to your arm?' I said 'Oh that's where I inject the heroin, obviously..'
Good job he knows my dark humour! Haha!
Then a few days later, I was lighting a big candle (again, this accident no2 happened when I was expecting a visitor) and I managed to drop it on top of the oil burner, it bounced off and fell on top of my glass apple (as seen on a photo) and smashed it! My apple! I really liked that ornament. Shards flew everywhere and as I had bare feet, yes you can guess the next bit, I lept onto a shard and it pierced the sole of my foot! Oooyah bugger! I was hopping about shreiking and had to hop around bleeding, till I found the tweezers to pull it out. I had to make sure the shards were all found before my visitor arrived.
Does anyone else have these dramas whilst getting ready for action?
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Postby BenTen » Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:37:29

I'm sorry, I know all this is tragic, but it's also very, very funny. It reminds me of a sequence from The Money Pit (Tom Hanks), or Mouse Hunt (Lee Evans) or one of the Pink Panther movies, where accidents ripple off like dominoes. Do you have what it takes to be the next Inspector Clouseau? Get your trenchcoat and go audition!
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Accidents....

Postby slartybartfast » Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:50:20

It is good to have you back posting again, Dolly!

These two incidents do sound the sort of thing that might have been part of a Brian Rix Whitehall farce, but please be careful - you know what they say about things coming in threes?javascript:emoticon(':-?')
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Getting Dolly a new glass apple

Postby nokia6303 » Saturday, 19 September 2009 10:51:52

Dolly has just had a smashing time with her favourite glass apple so here is a link
http://images.google.ie/images?hl=en&so ... q=glass+ap

for just less than 11 million images of glass apples.

Dolly please pick your favorite and we will do our best to replace it
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Postby Escortbunny69 » Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:13:17

Dolly the only probelm for me is it's like a domino effect. once it starts the only way bad things stop happening is if I go to bed and hide.

Honestly.... :-)
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Postby rlw » Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:16:52

You were unlucky with the freezer - at one of my offices someone left the freezer door open and it was so bloody efficient it froze the whole interior of the fridge, cracking bottles and freezing butter, cheese, milk and bread. That was interesting to clear up too.....
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Postby Penny » Saturday, 19 September 2009 13:36:37

I can be a bit clumsy, especially at that certain time of the month (no not pay day!), and havent had an accident for ages . . .

. . . Well until today that is! Its your fault Miss Dollymop. I had forgotten I had cleanned my bathroom floor and ended up on me bum with grazed knee and leg.

Needs kissing better. Anyone?

Hugs

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Postby LauraLee » Saturday, 19 September 2009 15:07:34

Penny wrote:I can be a bit clumsy, especially at that certain time of the month (no not pay day!), and havent had an accident for ages . . .

. . . Well until today that is! Its your fault Miss Dollymop. I had forgotten I had cleanned my bathroom floor and ended up on me bum with grazed knee and leg.

Needs kissing better. Anyone?

Hugs

Penny x x x


Are lady volunteers considered ? :D
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Postby MarkLewis » Saturday, 19 September 2009 17:52:02

They say it comes in threes, or is it fours in your case. Hope it's all sorted now. :)

Here's a tune and vid to go with it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JkB-OR7H4
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Postby dollymopp » Sunday, 20 September 2009 23:38:55

My best-worst accident was giving myself a black eye from pleasuring myself on a silk quilt cover. Forgot about this one...
As any visitor knows, all my bed decor is some form of red silky quilted throw type thingys, and this particular one had a fitted sheet with it. NEVER ever put a silky sheet under a silky top cover!
You can shoot across rooms faster than if you had been shot out of a cannon! Silky sheets-they're just wrong!
So with my lone wiggling action reaching fruition, this is what happened!
I was lost in the moment and before I could stop myself, I was flying towards a near table corner, head first, all tangled up in quiltiness.
Yes, the eyebrow caught the edge and I had a black eye the next day! Could have been worse, could have been my eyeball.
Had to cancel my visitors for the next few days! Imagine explaining that one? ' No it wasn't a bad man, it was a masturbating accident.'
So that was the most expensive orgasm in the world. :-)

Glass apple pics...ooh the one on top left! Exactly mines! I will have to purchase that.
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Postby MarkLewis » Monday, 21 September 2009 18:47:55

Try doing it through silk knickers, it's safer and it feels good - doesn't it? I'm thinking of getting some silk underpants. :wink: :-)
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Postby Penny » Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:03:42

Accident Number 2!!

I broke a tooth yesterday evening, and now have to visit dentist on thursday.

Im just waiting for number 3 and its all Miss Dollymopps fault booo hoo

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Postby Mr-Heckles » Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:01:13

Penny wrote:I broke a tooth yesterday evening, and now have to visit dentist on thursday.


Haven't you got a spare pair you can pop in ? :D :-)
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Postby Penny » Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:05:42

Mr-Heckles wrote:
Penny wrote:I broke a tooth yesterday evening, and now have to visit dentist on thursday.


Haven't you got a spare pair you can pop in ? :D :-)


I lent them to you Mr Heckles. Can you give them a quick clean and send them back please.

Hugs

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Postby Mr-Heckles » Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:12:23

LOL. Cheeky Penny. :-x
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Postby noel1 » Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:17:24

Penny wrote:
Mr-Heckles wrote:
Penny wrote:I broke a tooth yesterday evening, and now have to visit dentist on thursday.


Haven't you got a spare pair you can pop in ? :D :-)


I lent them to you Mr Heckles. Can you give them a quick clean and send them back please.

Hugs

Penny x x x


It seems that I have wound up with the teeth :shock: . How I do not know or remember but I do know that a lot of :-P went on !! :? Mr H stikes again :-)

Stay frosty 8)
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Postby Elsewhere » Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:39:26

My apologies for the bump, but this seemed the most sensible place to post.

Yes, accidents will happen, as I have found out. Last week, an hour into our liaison, a lovely lady managed to stand on my foot while still wearing her heels. I think she was more concerned why I had that pained expression on my face at the time, until the penny dropped. Another incident came years ago while a GF (at the time) was removing some clothing a bit too eagerly. Lets just say her knee met my nose with some force. OUCH!

Luckily in both cases no real harm done, although it could have been difficult to explain if circumstances were different.

Pat Benetar sang that "love is a battlefield". I wasnt expecting it to be quite so literal.
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