Now tell me ur sentence... This gets really funny!!! ;)

[Justme]

Pick the month u were born in
Jan..I kissed
Feb..I killed
March..I ran naked with
April..I went to a sex club with
May..I killed
June..I cuddled with
July..I had sex with
Aug..I ran shirtless wiv
Sept..I stabbed
Oct..I sucked
Nov..I slept with
Dec..I smoked with

Now pick the date u were born
1..my best mates dad
2..a horse
3..a pornstar
4..a tramp
5..you
6..a bag of weed
7..your boyfriend
8..your mum
9..an emo kid
10..a homo
11.. Binden
12..a 3 legged dog
13..a 1 eyed cat called lucky
14..your girlfriend
15.. a bisexual
16..a dog
17..a crackead
18..your grandad
19..a prostitute
20..a condom
21..a lesbian
22..a stripper
23..your dealer
24..your Nan
25.. a whore
26..a blow up doll
27..a nun
28..Paris Hilton
29..a condom
30..an alocoholic
31..a homeless Guy

Pick the colour of the top ur wearing now

Black..cuz that's how I roll bitch
White..because I'm sexy
Pink..because I love weed
Blue.because I have amazing boobs
Red..because I'm a pimp an ur jealrous
Purple..because I'm gay
Polka dot..because I hate life
Grey..cuz voices in my head told me 2
Green..because I smoke crack
Orange..because I'm beautiful

[Keane]

I ran shirtless wiv a lesbian because I have amazing boobs.

Er, . . . right!

[NicoleMK]

I had sex with Paris Hilton because I have amazing boobs. (The last bit's true, at least!)

[chloe213]

I sucked a horse because I love weed Didn't know bestiality was a side effect of marijuana, oh well, it's still takes the edge off and my horse has never been happier

[velya]

I had sex with your boyfriend because I'm gay

[Gemsinlondon]

LOL!

i ran shirtless with Paris Hilton Coz im sexy!

LMFAO!

[abcescorts007]

Lol I killed you because I'm sexy

[louise-egs]

I ran naked with a three legged dog cuz the voices in my head told me too......

L x