Have you noticed how well the county of Kent is represented on this site, not just in the listings, but by the lively banter of its girls?
Stuck in a boring meeting today I remembered Penny's comment that she might use a poem in her ads and so I offer the following - which of course would fit lots of you Kent girls. Here goes:
"If you're somewhere in Kent
and on pleasure intent
I'm ready and willing to please you.
Just let me enfold you,
caress you or scold you
and "Yes", for the bold, tie and tease you.
My home is discrete
You can park in the street
no curtains nearby will start twitching.
You can come share a meal with me
Deep kisses steal from me
Give into that urge that keeps itching.
With candles to light us
My boobs to excite us
My girlfriend experience awaits you
I've costumes quite various
and friends most gregarious
whatever it takes to elate you
And when passion's spent
You can shower - no scent
Before you return to the humdrum
So splash out some lolly
on me, if not Dolly,
Come on now, you know that you want some."