Ladies of Kent

[Overboard]

Have you noticed how well the county of Kent is represented on this site, not just in the listings, but by the lively banter of its girls?

Stuck in a boring meeting today I remembered Penny's comment that she might use a poem in her ads and so I offer the following - which of course would fit lots of you Kent girls. Here goes:

"If you're somewhere in Kent
and on pleasure intent
I'm ready and willing to please you.

Just let me enfold you,
caress you or scold you
and "Yes", for the bold, tie and tease you.

My home is discrete
You can park in the street
no curtains nearby will start twitching.

You can come share a meal with me
Deep kisses steal from me
Give into that urge that keeps itching.

With candles to light us
My boobs to excite us
My girlfriend experience awaits you

I've costumes quite various
and friends most gregarious
whatever it takes to elate you

And when passion's spent
You can shower - no scent
Before you return to the humdrum

So splash out some lolly
on me, if not Dolly,
Come on now, you know that you want some."

Boom boom

[51scotty]

Overboard that was excellent i've sent your entry off;

Any number of poems may be submitted on payment of the appropriate fee: £4 per poem. Cheques and postal orders should be made payable to KENT & SUSSEX POETRY SOCIETY. No stamps foreign currency accepted. Pounds Sterling or Sterling Drafts will be accepted.

You owe me four quid!

[Overboard]

You owe me four quid!

Four quid? Thats outrageous! I could enjoy almost two minutes with a lovely Kentish maid for that. You'll have to come down a bit!

[Josephine]

down a bit!

left a bit, right a bit, take aim ....

What an excellent Poem Mr. Overboard, love it!!

Apologies in advance for anyone of a sensitive nature but I fancied writing a dirty limerick.

There was a young floozie from Kent,
who met a with a c**k rather bent,
to enable a ride, she leant to one side,
and rode it until it was spent.

[Maddy]

down a bit!

left a bit, right a bit, take aim ....

What an excellent Poem Mr. Overboard, love it!!

Apologies in advance for anyone of a sensitive nature but I fancied writing a dirty limerick.

There was a young floozie from Kent,
who met a with a c**k rather bent,
to enable a ride, she leant to one side,
and rode it until it was spent.

Ha ha ha ha good one Josephine...

[amandak]

Have you noticed how well the county of Kent is represented on this site, not just in the listings, but by the lively banter of its girls?

Stuck in a boring meeting today I remembered Penny's comment that she might use a poem in her ads and so I offer the following - which of course would fit lots of you Kent girls. Here goes:

"If you're somewhere in Kent
and on pleasure intent
I'm ready and willing to please you.

Just let me enfold you,
caress you or scold you
and "Yes", for the bold, tie and tease you.

My home is discrete
You can park in the street
no curtains nearby will start twitching.

You can come share a meal with me
Deep kisses steal from me
Give into that urge that keeps itching.

With candles to light us
My boobs to excite us
My girlfriend experience awaits you

I've costumes quite various
and friends most gregarious
whatever it takes to elate you

And when passion's spent
You can shower - no scent
Before you return to the humdrum

So splash out some lolly
on me, if not Dolly,
Come on now, you know that you want some."

Boom boom

aww thats lovely

from one flattered Kentish Lady mwah xx